Humor & Entertainment
epub |eng | 2000-01-02 | Author:J. K. Rowling & Mary Grandpré [Rowling, J. K. & Grandpré, Mary]

The start of December brought wind and sleet to Hogwarts. Drafty though the castle always was in winter, Harry was glad of its fires and thick walls every time he ...
( Category: Fantasy & Magic April 18,2014 )
epub, mobi, azw3 |eng | 2007-04-01 | Author:Dan Brown [Brown, Dan]

CHAPTER 56 Midge Milken prowled angrily into the conference room across from her office. In addition to the thirty-two-foot mahogany table with the NSA seal inlaid in black cherry and ...
( Category: Conspiracies April 18,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2011-09-12 | Author:Jermaine Jackson

CHAPTER TWELVE Animal Kingdom AROUND THE TIME MICHAEL WROTE “Earth Song” in the mid-nineties, I sat down and wrote an outline for a children’s story with him in mind. I ...
( Category: Rock April 17,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Kurt Vonnegut [Vonnegut, Kurt]

Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from Galaxy Science Fiction January 1954. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed. Minor spelling ...
( Category: Anthologies April 17,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-02-05 | Author:Max, Tucker [Max, Tucker]

Tucker “Guacamole is delicious!” Dad “That’s especially good, pop it in your mouth and try it.” I grab it, shove it in my mouth and start happily chewing on it. ...
( Category: Humor April 17,2014 )
epub |eng | 0101-01-01 | Author:Joel Osteen [Osteen, Joel]

CHAPTER 13 Be A Bounce-Back Person After Hurricane Ike roared through Houston, we lost many huge oak trees, some of them four or five feet around. Those trees, which had ...
( Category: Personal Growth April 17,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2013-10-20 | Author:Alpert, Karen [Alpert, Karen]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, To the grandparents who all sent musical cards to the kids, F.U. Daylight Savings can kiss my ass Seriously? Are you kidding me? My ...
( Category: Humor April 17,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2011-02-08 | Author:Monsen, Avery;John, Jory [Monsen, Avery;John, Jory]

I’m still not your friend. Acknowledgments Many thanks to everybody at Chronicle Books, especially Steve Mockus, Emilie Sandoz, Erin Thacker, and Suzanne LaGasa. And our friends and families: Mac Barnett, ...
( Category: Satire April 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-09-24 | Author:Muriel Spark [Spark, Muriel]

Journal, Thursday, 1st July —Jimmie Waterford was born in 1919. He is a second cousin of Robinson, having been brought up in Gibraltar by Robinson’s mother, his father being dead, ...
( Category: Suspense April 16,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2011-09-22 | Author:Muriel Spark [Spark, Muriel]

Hear, O God, my supplication: be attentive to my prayers. From the ends of the earth I cry to thee: when my heart fails me. Thou wilt set me high ...
( Category: Satire April 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2008-12-13 | Author:Muriel Spark

Driving south, maddeningly slow on the road, was a white Ford, quite unusual enough a car in those parts. It was driven by a whitish-haired man who, from behind, might ...
( Category: Psychological April 16,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2012-09-14 | Author:Monsen, Avery & John, Jory [Monsen, Avery]

R's for raccoon that you meet on the street. There's foam on his mouth because he's been drinking root beer floats and he probably wants to share them with you! ...
( Category: Limericks & Humorous Verse April 16,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2014-04-08 | Author:Greer, Judy [Greer, Judy]

JANET Dear Judy, You asked me to write a little something about being friends with you. I’ve been procrastinating, trying to think of the perfect little something to sum it ...
( Category: Actors & Entertainers April 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-04-18 | Author:Ambrose, Elaine & Turner, AK [Turner, AK]

“I love the authenticity of your farming village,” she said as she looked around the room. “Of course, the South produced statesmen and soldiers, planters, doctors, lawyers, and poets. The ...
( Category: Essays April 16,2014 )
epub |eng | 2013-01-30 | Author:Stefan Zweig & Anthea Bell [Zweig, Stefan & Bell, Anthea]

THE DEBT PAID LATE MY DEAR ELLEN, I know you will be surprised to receive a letter from me after so long; it must be five or perhaps even six ...
( Category: Psychological April 15,2014 )